Chapter 20 – Father and Son: Page 16

Chapter 20 - Father and Son - Page 16

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  • First panel: Oh my Elan! That good huh? Wow, for saying that to your Mr Singer, just wow. I wish I could say I have had some that good.

    The rest of the page: Mr. Singer, I officially no longer will call you Elan’s dad/father. You are now and forever more Mr Singer, when I am being polite, and any rude thing I decide to call you when I am not being polite.

    You know, despite what Elan has gone through since he was kicked out by Mr. Singer, I still think that he was in a better position living in the questionable side of town than he has been since he returned to his Mr. Singer’s house after the hospital. Elan has proven he doesn’t need his Dad’s money to survive, that he is capable of living on his own and starting out with nothing. Elan is a much stronger and better man than you Mr. (insert a bunch of colorful adjectives) Singer.

    PLEASE LET THE LAWYERS BACK IN TO STOP THIS!!! OR SOMEONE BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!!

    • Aurelie86

      Me laughing at your response woke my boyfriend. I am with you 100%! That man doesn’t deserve a respected title like father. I forgot all about the lawyers. Can one of you come back in because you forgot your phone or something? There are three of you for crying out loud can one of you have a “I have a bad feeling about this” moment and intervene?

    • D. Garrett

      i agree with most of what u said here. however an as*hole like elder douchebag singer doesnt deserve to be treated politely. i will only refer to him in derogatory terms unless he undergoes some major fuqn changes. needless to say i will probably be upping my asterick usage. lol.

  • Aurelie86

    My phone just woke me up. thank you phone for doing something right for once because logging in to type this response has been hell using this tiny keypad

    Omg I didn’t have any purring animals to hold. I’m seriously gripping the edge of my bed now. I love Elan with all my soul!! The things that come out his mouth have me just as shocked as his dad. “Olympic quality fucking”?! Please if you ever make merchandise put that on a keychain. I will buy all of them because Ineed that in my life . I don’t want to even talk about the violence happening it makes me want to cry. omg elans father are you so damn irrational! I must go snuggle my puppy and drink hot tea now. I’m too on edge to sleep!

  • I AM R U

    Still here, still reading…still waiting, hoping against hope that Mr Singer has a heart attack and kneels over dead, that Rafa is fine and not knifed, and that he and Elan get to live happily ever after…

    No pressure, but my own poor heart won’t handle a sad ending…

    • Aurelie86

      So am I alone in saying I would totally be alright with The Mice pulling an M. Night Shyamalan and giving us the biggest plot twist ever? Like aha this was all a nightmare caused by overexertion from sex. Now on to a sex scene! I wouldn’t even be mad. Not even .001%. I would just clap, breathe a sigh of relief and comment “well played”.

  • Ashley Schweiss

    May we all be so great that someone gives such an unhinged soliloquy of us. I wish Rafa could hear Elan say this! XC I’m currently wishing that Rafa was just at the key hole, heard that (including the Olympic winning sex part) and is about to hop in and give Singer a beat down. URG can it be next Wednesday already?? My heart… (also, thank you for the epic warning, button and all. I’m sure it’s appreciated by everyone)

    • Aurelie86

      I keep forgetting the actual unhinged soliloquy because of the whole olympic style fucking line. So when I read your comment all I could think about was at my funeral someone standing to give a few words and them saying “She was the best sex the south of the Mason Dixon line” and all I thought was nope no matter how great I am no speeches!

  • means are the ends

    Looks like Dad’s intell wasn’t all that good, huh?

    • themice

      I think his dad was in denial as long as he could be.

  • SmokedBoo

    That man needs some professional help. And those lawyers need to come back into that fucking room.

  • Loneliestoflulabies

    umm yea, how are you going to choke your own child? At one point did you love Elan, Mr. Singer or nah?

  • Happy Pancakes

    Not even a low blow, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Mr. Singer lied about how his wife died and actually killed Elan’s mom this way.

    Meanwhile, “Olympic Quality Fucking” is not only one of my favorite lines in the world thank you so much for writing that line but is this the first time Elan’s cursed this epically?

    • themice

      First time he cursed ever.

      • Happy Pancakes

        That makes it even more epic

      • ThaYuuki

        He said “Holy Shit” when he hit Jake in the head with a pool ball

        • themice

          I forgot about that one! maybe first real big one.

  • Excellent. Now Elan, tell him your Mr Singer that you are scrapping him off your shoe for good, and use “olympic fucking” as the excellent exit line that it is, and get OUT. Good MAN!

  • Jay Demetrick

    I hope Elan cut nasty dad’s ambitions off at the knees by stipulating that if his competence is in question, his inheritance should revert back to his mother’s family (his uncle) and NOT go to his father. Elan need to put some of that self-defense he learned from Rafa into practice here…

  • bronakopdin

    JESUS! Was it that OLYMPIC AND QUALITY? Guess you deserved that though :)
    Sex only ever feels that good when you’re in Love BOTH

    and what is that sh1t about “raise you to be” Mr. Singer? Arrive in modern Science and you know it’s about being born that way and not being raised to it…

  • Pamela Cunningham

    Well Elan just pushed the wrong button He’d better be careful or he may wake up in a high class crazy hospital . I wouldn’t put it pass his father to try and have Rafa taken out you know if the father has Elan committed he’ll have control of Elan’s money . I can see that happening he’s a dirty fighter BE CAREFUL ELAN .

  • Krondor2000

    I hope Élan use those defensive moves he learned from Rafa to protect himself!

  • Moa

    Oh no he didn’t. You get him Elan, That man doesn’t deserve to be called a father. Elan do one of those moves that Rafa taught you then go get your man! You do not have to take this!

    By the way, sorry I haven’t commented in so long but I’m still here. I’ll try to do better! Anyway good job. I just hope to see those two together again soon…

  • SVM2015

    Oh man. That line is awesome. I actually had to pause and take a laugh break because it was so good! I wish I knew where that Jon Stewart gif is in my computer because it fits perfectly in here.

    Elan – Lord of Sass.

    But oh no… Hope the self defense moves (and/or the lawyers) kick in the next panel. And Rafa had better be alive. Too many pages have gone by!

  • SVM2015

    Oh man. That line is awesome. I actually had to pause and take a laugh break because it was so good! I wish I knew where that Jon Stewart gif is in my computer because it fits perfectly in here.

    Elan – Lord of Sass.

    But oh no… Hope the self defense moves (and/or the lawyers) kick in the next panel. And Rafa had better be alive. Too many pages have gone by!

  • SVM2015

    Oh man. That line is awesome. I actually had to pause and take a laugh break because it was so good! I wish I knew where that Jon Stewart gif is in my computer because it fits perfectly in here.

    Elan – Lord of Sass.

    But oh no… Hope the self defense moves (and/or the lawyers) kick in the next panel. And Rafa had better be alive. Too many pages have gone by!